Obama details broader housing plan
President Barack Obama called on Congress Wednesday to make it easier for millions of additional homeowners to refinance their mortgages at lower interest rates even if they owe more than their homes are worth. He conceded that his administration’s housing plans so far have not lived up to their promise.
What the Hell do you think?
Beeg Idea Homework Denier
“Like Obama, not living up to my promises is what I excel at.”
Bier Gutz Can Collector
“According to my accountant, it would make sense for me to refinance if Obama got the interest rate down to NEGATIVE 8%.”
Wan Tun Lust Male Enhancement
“I think he’s prejudiced against renters!”
JP Moregan Home Builderberger (73rd level)
“Please save my housing Pyramid Scheme. I need lower rates to suck in every last hair dresser!”
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One in five Americans mentally ill in past year: study
One in five adults in the United States, or nearly 50 million people, suffered mental illnesses in the past year, a government report released on Thursday found.
What the Hell do you think?
I. Dunno ADD ADHD Girl Crazy twitter addict
“I sell the pills I’m supposed to take. Then go out and set things on fire.”
Mommeez Boie Lonely
“Stalking is not a mental illness. It keeps my mind sharp.”
Lilly Smiles Psychologist
“I thank god for full moons!”
Jager Meister Homeland Security Chief
“I collect used wax from nail salons. While it’s still warm.”
Many sites go black opposing SOPA anti-piracy bill.
Wikipedia, Reddit and Boing Boing are planning to black out their services Wednesday to protest the Stop Online Piracy Act and the Protect IP Act by showing users the bill’s effect on Web companies.
What the Hell do you think?
I. Dunno Girl Crazy
“Wikipedia black? How am I supposed to do my homework?”
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Pow R. Broker Briber, er, lobbyist
“SOPA would allow my corporate clients to shut down any site just by accusing them of copyright infringement. Which is why they copyrighted the word “the” Copyright © 2012 The World’s Most powerful Corporations. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED
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Emily Forthwistle Financial Elitist
“SOPA would provide what America needs. More government censorship.”
Stout Ale Lager Pickled Herring
“I went black long ago. Anyone know how to get back?”
Noble Prize Winner first kills citizens with drone missile, then signs bill allowing for indefinite detention without trial.
Despite having fought against many of its provisions, President Obama signed a defense appropriations bill that allows the military to detain American citizens indefinitely.
What the Hell do you think?
I. Dunno Girl Crazy
“So that’s how he got to be president. Winning that prize!”
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Pow R. Broker Election Fixer
“The first citizen Obama should detain is his opponent in November’s election.”
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Emily Forthwistle Financial Elite Hooker
“Oh, I’ve played with his missile, if you know what I mean.”
Stout Ale Lager Pickled Herring
“Indefinite detention or killing. Nobody cares. Least of all a piece of paper called the Constitution.”
Congressman apologizes for criticizing Michelle Obama’s ‘big butt’
A Republican congressman from Wisconsin has offered a personal apology to First Lady Michelle Obama after he was overheard at an airport lounge criticizing her “large posterior.” And at a Wisconsin church he told attendees that Obama has a “big butt”.
What the Hell do you think?
Huh What Idunno Hormone Driven
“Who’s Obama?”
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Pow R. Broker Politician Briber
“From what I heard on K Street, he was saying her ass wasn’t big enough for his taste.”
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Bimbo DeLuxe Knits Chum Bucket Cozies and sell them online
“This is why the Prez signed the bill that let’s him kill citizens for sport.”
Oaky Doak Johnsson’s Frestelsa
“Big black butts scare me. That explains my unnatural fear of Al Sharpton.”
We mistake sex for romance. Guys are taught that pushing a girl up against a wall is romance. Sex is easy; you can do it with anyone, yourself, with batteries. Romance is when someone you like walks into a room and they take your breath away. Romance is when two people are dancing and they fit together perfectly. Romance is when two people are walking next to each other and all of a sudden they find themselves holding hands, and they don’t know how that happened.
FDA issue warning to unconventional sperm donor
A man from the San Francisco Bay area has fathered 14 children in the last five years through free sperm donations to childless couples he meets on the Internet — and is now in trouble with the federal government. The 36-year-old has four more children on the way.
What the Hell do you think?
Undrr A. Cheever School Floor
“Daddy?”
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Buck Rambo Day Laborer
“When my free sperm donations results in a kid, I get hit with a paternity lawsuit. Of course, we’re both usually drunk.”
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Lilly White Unicorn Hunter
“I go to clubs to receive my free sperm donations.”
Lute Fisk Swedish Swede
“And here I’ve been giving my sperm away to goats.”
The Iraq war ends
Nine years after it began, the war in Iraq has come to an end.
What the Hell do you think?
Slomo Thinkerr Army Material
“Did we run out of bullets?”
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Oyl Derrik Oil Company Lobbyist
“Now we can concentrate on bribing them Presidential candidates. Right, Newt, Mitt?”
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Fanny May Professional Fluffer
“ Did we win? Or did they win?….What was the question?”
Piik L. Herring Swedish Meatball
“The private sector is better at getting things done. So Blackwater’s going to run Iraq.”
Herman Cain reassessing presidential bid. Again.
Herman Cain is reportedly considering ending his presidential bid after fielding another charge of sexual impropriety Monday.
What the Hell do you think?
Horn E. Guy School Boy
“Wow. He had sex with someone besides himself. I’m in awe.”
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Blurt OutloudDemocratic Machine Operative
“That dickhead Obama is behind in the popularity polls. He needs to get some serious side coochie. And I don’t mean his skinny ass wife.”
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Cranquee Woeman Uncritical Thinker
“Here I am willing to be his booty call. And Pizza Man had to pay to get a slice of that white.”
Anutha Nutcase One Percenter
“Crap. Another black man gets taken down by “The Man”….Wait…I’m the man…All riiiight!”
Elementary Students Given Naughty Novelties By School Officials
School administrators hoping to reward students for fund-raising efforts at a Florida elementary school unwittingly gave them X-rated bracelets. Students found pictures of naked women hidden beneath the bracelets’ cloth coverings.
What the Hell do you think?
Thom ThumbText Addict
“I’m a bracelet inspector. Do you have one with you?”
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Blurt OutloudEx-School Administrator
“I specifically told them kids not to undress the bracelets.”
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Muffy Standoffish Willing Participant
“My guidance counselor gave me something like that in high school. That, and the clap.”
Anutha Nutcase Viking Wannabe
“This is why schools need to bring back spankings.”
Crap! I missed that edition. That explains a lot.
